The Apostle Paul warned the Galatians, If you bite and devour each other, watch out or you will be destroyed by each other. He wasn't talking about cannibalism, but backbiting (and frontbiting and sidebiting). We ought to give the glory to Him before it's too late. He was one bad dude and no Prince Charming. Well, even if kingdom come happens long after you're gone, where do you think you're going when you fade to black? So they tested Him with questions all day and all of the night. Some are born to rule nations, some are born to run corporations, but it's hard to be a saint if you're sitting in the lap of luxury. Did You Ever Ask Where Cain Got His Wife? When there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove, it's a nice day to start again. - over 200 new parodies and journal entries There could never be any second-guessing, even after he got shipwrecked on the way. Millions living in America are looking for a lighthouse. Like Bezalel and Oholiab, this could be your finest hour. Coming with Age Once you make a donation, we'll email you the link for the MP3 files of ApologetiX. He'd done it before, in Acts 5, so it probably seemed like business as usual to Peter. Released in mid-March, our fifth single of 2019 spoofs two big hits from the mid-70's by two big hitters of that era. As the Bible says, "No temptation has overtaken you except what is common to mankind. Paul's epistles to the Thessalonians could be his earliest (they're at least in the running), but they discuss the last days. Rappers" by Jimmy And The Critters, "NY Style (Funk In The Punk)" by Sucker DJ's and ATFC Featuring, "N.Y.'s Idea Number 1"/"N.Y.'s Idea Number 2" by, "Oak Leaf Memorial Park" (music by Jerry Livingston; lyrics by Mack David), "Ode To The Brooklyn Bridge" (from the musical, "Off To Greenwich Village" music by Carlton Kelsey and Maurice Rubens; lyrics by, "Oh You Wonderful Girl/East Side, West Side" by, "Ohrbach's, Bloomingdale's, Best & Saks" from, "Old Soul Song (For the New World Order)" by, "The Oldest Established (Permanent Floating Crap Game In New York)" by, "On Riverside Drive" by Arthur Ross and his Westerners (featuring, "Once Upon a Time in New York City" music by, "One Day You'll Dance For Me New York City" by, "One Night In N.Y.* by M.I.K.E. You've heard the parable of the Good Samaritan, but it's about time we retold it for today: A Pittsburgh Steelers fan on the road driving back home again breaks down on a rocky mountain highway in West Virginia and has to spend some time on the shoulder. "I Want to Go Back to New York" by William Becker, "I Want to Go to Coney Island with My Grandma" by, "I Wouldn't Live in New York City (If They Gave Me the Whole Damn Town)" by, "If You Wanna Go to New York City" by Marty Butler, "Il Vagabondo Di Harlem" by Strana Societa, "In New York" by Yiddish Soul Brother Amnon, "In New York the Only Sin Is Being Timid" (from the musical, "Inner Pigeon" by The Brooklyn Pizzaiolos, written by Jeff Alexander, "Into the Hollywood Groove (Passengerz Mix)" by, "The Invisible Venus of New York City" by, "It Ain't New York" by The Singing MC Breeze & Hand Master Flash, "Its Always You and Me" by Neal Coomer and Kathryn Raio, "It's Been a Long, Long Time" by Kitty Kallen, "It Won't Be The Same Old Broadway" music by Albert W. Brown and, "It's a Long Way to Dear Old Broadway" by, "I've Been Watching the New York Dolls" by, "Jam In Brooklyn" by Ed Watson Brass Circle, "A Jersey Tomato And An Idaho Potato On A New York Central Train" by Jimmy Saunders (singer with, "Johnny Goes To Rock New York" by Rhythmwave Crew, "Johnny's Got A Date With A Gal In New York" by, "The Joint Is Really Jumping Down at Carnegie Hall" by, "Jolly Green Giant & The Statue Of Liberty" by Elliott Randall, "Josephine Superstar - Medley: Saint Louis/Broadway/Star Of Paris" by Phylicia Allen, "Just Another Night (In New York City)" by, "King of New York" from the soundtrack to, "The Lamp-Posts of Old Broadway" by Benjamin Hapgood Burt (from 'Hip! We used to let it go if a fan in Europe, South Africa or Australia forgot to hit the International Shipping button, but we get slammed with costs and can't do that anymore. Get the Songbook for a donation. But when they finally had him helpless, they foolishly gave him a chance to reload. While we embrace salvation in Heaven, God's people are people who face condemnation on earth. What makes the world go 'round? Released in early August, our 13th single of 2021 spoofs two Top 10 hits from 1985, both by American artists. Take another look at 2 Kings 2:11, Genesis 5:24, and 1 Thess. It involved a change of heart -- not God's heart, but man's. If we're saving our money for only ourselves, we're wasting our time, and you never can tell when your time will be up. Man has been searching for the way back home ever since leaving Eden. Maybe tonight you should stop doing things the hard way and read Ephesians 2:8-9. The presence of the Lord in the synagogue on that Sabbath resulted in a split decision: It was happiness for a man with a withered hand and misery for the Pharisees, who never appreciated the finer things Jesus did. Are you worried what your friends see? Burly For You Released in late September, our 16th single of 2018 spoofs two bands that only go by initials, and both are abbreviations for scientific terms. 969 Let Him go fight your battles, but make sure to put on your armor, too. That's overkill when God is sending an angel to release you. Love and affection dissipate when they're comin' under fire, and their tempers rise faster than a rocket. Elisha served his apprenticeship living on the front line with Elijah in a hostile country. an interview section with the current band members, a montage of video greetings and testimonies from fans. It's a mistake to assume that'll happen every time, but the truth will set you free. The first was recorded in the studio by ApologetiX, while the second was recorded live by J. and Jimmy from ApologetiX with the New Community Church worship team. Released in early June, our 10th single of 2022 spoofs two bands that are often associated with Detroit because they first achieved superstar status there, although neither band originated in Michigan. Apocalypse Knights 2.0 - The Angel Awakens, Arcade's Greatest Hits: The Midway Collection 2, Arcana Heart 3 LOVEMAX SIXSTARS!!!!!! It's a total disgrace. Now it's uncommon to find somebody this side of paradise who lives to be 100. Yet even now, there are those with their faces pressed against the window, looking to see if the fire inside you is genuine. Many have attempted to crush the church, but it has always bounced back, and that's a miracle in itself. Take it or leave it or try to believe it, but it's worth believing and not too late for praying. Released in early November, our 21st single of 2022 features parodies of two bands we've spoofed before but not since the late '90s and early 2000's. It's a happy man who realizes that our first movement toward God was actually the second movement overall, since the One who said "Call on Me" called us first (John 6:44) and Christ is the Lamb slain from the foundation of the world. Every time you turn the page in the Book of Judges, there's a new hero of the day. 3 with iNiko33 Hi, I'm looking for a mate to help me beating the 5 skulls scores on some hard levels in Rift Lord difficulty.Some are really hard to defend solo, if you want to make your way to the platinum trophy with me send a message on PSN saying this is for OMD3 and we'll play when both available, He'd been alive before but had already gone to his apparent death. Try treating your spouse like the dream lover in Solomon's shortest book. Herod was bound to fall eventually, and once he did, they could make like a boomerang and return. The church Jesus founded was not going away. What they wouldn't give to live a life like ours, knowing Jesus personally. Think Goliath was the only larger-than-life monster posing a danger to Israel? But his father took him back with open arms after the fall. The Lord gave fair warning that no man knows exactly when He'll be back to light up the sky, but He also told us to be ready. Donations are not tax-deductible but enable us to keep this ministry going. Click "Return to Merchant" link after checking out at PayPal to automatically Atheists hear the words of the Bible, shoot 'em down, turn around, and say there'll be peace and good and brotherhood if the Christians of the world get out now. He wasn't just on a mission for Himself; He was on a mission to save everyone who will call upon His name (Romans 10:13). Cooperative Session: 1 Space: 1 Gamer: Open Session: 6:00PM: Orcs Must Die! What in the world was it he saw? He wasn't on the hunt for a new job or searching for fame, but he'd soon be the envy of every mother's son in Israel -- the first, not the last, of a dying breed of high priests. When push comes to shove, we're not fighting flesh and blood but powerful fallen angels from the other side. Hotel Can.t Afford Ya (Hotel California by the Eagles) And that gave him an idea . And this passage points an arrow straight to Galilee. God won't forget you in the bad times, so don't forget Him in the good times. Released in early May, our eighth single of 2022 spoofs a couple big hits from the late 70's by two groups that each featured guitarists who'd had even bigger hits with other groups in the late 60's. "Stars of Broadway" from 'The Broadway Whirl' music: "The Start of Your Ending (41st Side)" by, "Statue Of Liberty" by Harry Geller And His Orchestra, "Stepking of Broadway" by Charleston Kids, "Stickman Crossing the Brooklyn Bridge" by, "Straight To Brad's Head From New York" by, "Stranded in Chelsea" by Nick Holmes (recorded with, "Strange Apparatus (An Englishman in New York)" by, "The Streets of New York (In Old New York)" (from the operetta, "Studying New York C. 1928" by Lee Johnson, "Subway Polka" by Harry Geller And His Orchestra, "Subway Ride/Imaginary Coney Island" (from the musical, "Subway: The Last 'I Love New York' Song" (from the musical, "The Subway Train That Came To Life" by The Third Rail (featuring Rusty Evans from, "Subways Are for Sleeping" (from the musical, "Suite Revenge: 'Striking Back'/'Riverside Park'/'The Alley'/'Last Stop'/'8th Avenue Station'" by, "Summer in New York (Wander With The Wind)" by, "Sunday in New York" by Carroll Coates and, "Swinging At Seventh" by Bobby Adams Quintet, "Tacuma Song Movement 3 Celebration On Prince Street" by, "(Take Me To) New York City" by Lamar Thomas, "Take the L Train (To Brooklyn)"/"Take The L Train (To 8 Ave)" by, "Talk of New York" by Zonophone Orchestra, "Talkin' Baseball (Willie, Mickey & the Duke)" by, "Talkin' Baseball (Baseball and the Mets)" by, "Talkin' Baseball" (The Bambino, the Clipper and the Mick) Yankee Version" by, "Main TitleTaxi Driver" (theme from movie, "The Ten Commandments Of Madison Avenue" by, "Tenth and Greenwich (Women's House of Detention)" by, "The Wild Style" (Supreme Ego Mix) by DJ Supreme (aka, "Thank You, Lord, for Sending Me the F Train" by, "That Harlem Express" by Tom Talbert Orchestra, "That's the Way We Do things In New Yawk" by, "That's What Harlem Is to Me" (from the musical revue, "That's What the Well-Dressed Man in Harlem Will Wear" by, "Theme for New York City (Based on Prelude No. And He gave His disciples Gospel seeds to sow into you. Now is your chance to listen to what you've been missin'. That's true love. This category has the following 8 subcategories, out of 8 total. The ancient prophets had said Messiah would come down in time, but when He did, religious authorities didn't recognize Him as the blessed One. Released in early May, our sixth single of 2021 spoofs two #1 hits from the mid-80's, both by artists whose names start with the letter P. Where's Ten Girls? Then along came a certain shepherd. We should expect no mercy from the devil and his big dogs as they run rampant in these changing times. Signora Pilate's Dream They'll mock you like a horrid kind of person and try to black out the Son in your life. It was time to move on from that girl. Although one artist is far more famous, the other actually had more Top 10 hits and Top 40 hits. Released in late May, our eighth single of 2021 spoofs two 80's hits whose titles start with Br (and are different tenses of the same verb) by two artists whose names begin with M" and end with er.. After I Met That Catgirl, My Questlist Got Too Long! If you've donated for our complete library before, they're available for a donation of $50 or more. One famous Broadway musical says it's love; another says it's money. Everybody has a dream like that somewhere along the line, and the need for an explanation gave Joe his big shot at redemption. After we receive your donation, we'll send you a follow-up email with the link. Wouldn't it be good if you let them get to know you? This two-disc set has three other major special sections: RARE, NOT WELL DONE: ApologetiX Rarities Volume 1 & 2 Greed River Isaiah predicted many details of Christ's life, 700 years ahead of time, but the train kept a-rollin' till they were fulfilled. In fact, the Philistines probably saw him as some kind of monster. Now he was shaking all over, posing as a proper stranger. God Speaks I Can Read About You Remember the heroes of the Old Testament who waited on Him. 1. Your lyrics were my daily motivation in high school and part of the reason I picked up guitar. The world wants to live it up; they don't want to know what the Bible says. What happens when society lets go of the truth and embraces lies? After more than twenty years, Questia is discontinuing operations as of Monday, December 21, 2020. You are the salt of the earth and the light of the world. That's 30 years of music and over 700 parodies. Released in mid-January, our first single of 2022 spoofs Top 10 hits from the late 70's and early 90's by two groups that originated in England. Y.O.R.K." "The stone the builders rejected has become the cornerstone." The Word of God is pure and easy to understand, but it's not enough for some "Christians," who bargain over what parts should be discarded and what fragments should be kept. These twister-style USB drives are silver and black with the classic ApologetiX logo on both sides. While you see a chance, take it. Released in mid-September, our 17th single of 2017 spoofs two straightforward rock hits from the 70's and the 80's. Released in early August, our 13th single of 2018 spoofs a pair of Top 10 hits from July 1983 by long-established rock bands not known for having much crossover success on the pop charts. Genesis shows the rise and fall of a ziggurat in Babel, Revelation shows that we never learned. It's like shifting sand. Verses like Philippians 2:3-8 show that Christ humbled Himself, even enduring whipping and crucifixion under Pilate, to save you when you were oceans apart. "There's no way out; I don't want to wait anymore." But both songs were big hits on both sides of the Atlantic. And he looks so happy doing it how could it be? Released in mid-June, our 11th single of 2022 is another Detroit double-feature, spoofing songs by two acts who helped keep the Motor City on the music map in the 70's. 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Eve may not have been a sentimental lady, but she could never forget Eden, though she was never going back again. Yet after the ordeal was over, Saul wasn't happy the man who felled the giant got all the glory. Wait on Him and don't let go of your faith. Released in early July, our 12th single of 2022 spoofs the biggest hits of two different rock bands one from the 70's and one from the 80's. Some store links may include affiliate tags. Don't miss the message. Simon Peter probably felt ten feet tall as he walked on water; that's a super-tough thing to do. All classifieds - Veux-Veux-Pas, free classified ads Website. You might as well face it: No matter what you're addicted to, every kind of sin is resistible. We recently released two collections of old recordings of 40 previously unavailable ApologetiX parodies as online downloads. You should know by now. It's so tough here today for teens to find true friends when they're busy doing nothing but surfing the net for social-media connections. Released in late-September, our 17th single of 2019 spoofs a mid-70's rock classic that had no guitars and a mid-90's rock classic that had no drums. The angel told him not to forget that girl but to take a giant step of faith, even if it was hard to believe she was still a virgin, and he trusted the angel's words. Stop dancing with the mirror! Sometimes we have high hopes and dreams we want fulfilled right now but God gives us a red light. 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Some try to paint it in a bad light as a dangerous book, and they tell lies about it. No, no, no! "Don't make me wait," we cry. 8:12, 10:17). Some might say they're led astray, but they don't look back in anger at failed prophecies. The prophet agreed, but before he could turn around and count to ten, God told him David's son would be the one to do it. WebBoosting Session: 1 Space: 1 Gamer: Open Session: 10:45PM For 2 Hours: Batman: Arkham Origins with ChristianHenares Time and schedule are placeholder.Batman: Arkham Origins is actually a pretty damn EASY and SHORT game, but we need at least 8 players for 3 trophies, which is the main problem if you don't connect to the voice chat or you're not willing to Hey, you want them to be in Heaven with you, don't you? Sadly, some people have to learn the hard way. ApologetiX. Let someone else sit in your vacant chair. Whether you're strugglin' till the ends meet or your bank account's growin', don't keep it sittin' in a vault. 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House'n Authority, "East River Hoe Down (Here She Comes Now)" (from the musical revue, "East Side Corridor" by Symphony Jazz Ensemble, "East Village Rocker With A Missed Connection" by, "Eine Reise Nach New York" by Mama Betty's Band, "Entre Marianne Et Manhattan" by Michel Laurent, "Escape From New York" by Nasty Rox Inc (released on, "Esape To New York" by Secret Knowledge (featuring, "Every Street's a Boulevard (In Old New York)" by, "Everybody's Going to the Devil in New York" (music by, "Everybody's Shakin' Hands On Broadway" by, "Fifth Avenue" by Daniel Wanrooy & Rene Havelaar, "Fight The Power (Flavor Flav Meets Spike Lee)" by, "Flash's Theme Reprise (Victory Celebrations)" by, "A Flower Grows In Brooklyn" by Positive K, "Fog on the Hudson (425 West 57th Street)" by, "Fork New York" by Everything Is Everything, "Fourteenth Street (I Can't Get Together)" by, "Frank and Don, Howard, Too, Broadway Joe and You and Me" by, "From Cotton to Satin (From Birmingham to Manhattan)" by. You don't need magic to make someone disappear; just ask Enoch and Eljiah. Sermon in a Love Song Anyone reading Romans 7 for the first time will be floored by what Paul writes about his own struggles. Released in mid-January, our second single of 2020 is brought to you by the letters A and B, although not necessarily in that order. Each band had three Top 10 hits in the United States, with the first band having their last big hit two months before the other band had their first big hit. One song we spoofed here was a pre-split hit, the other was a solo smash. Cast your burdens on Him. Why would you think it's all too much for Him to save (insert name here)? But by the end of her encounter with Jesus that fateful day, she'd never felt so alive. So this is your chance to hear what might have been. His many miracles made him quite a phenomenon. You may think you're wild and free, but the devil's on the loose, and the chase is on. But this song's mainly about Vashti, from Xerxes' perspective, suitable for the king's chorale. Prop 30 is supported by a coalition including CalFire Firefighters, the American Lung Association, environmental organizations, electrical workers and businesses that want to improve Californias air quality by fighting and preventing wildfires and reducing air pollution from vehicles. Having slaved night and day for many years, the Israelites finally exited Egypt's evil empire. God made many beautiful girls, but when push comes to shove, looks are not enough. Don't wait until you suffer some tragedy/setback or want something, need something, etc. Released in mid-April, our fifth single of 2021 spoofs a pair of #1 hits from the first half of the 80's. Released in late October, our 20th single of 2022 spoofs a pair of similarly themed rock hits that enjoyed similar success. Elkanah married two wives: Peninnah had children, but Hannah had a houseful of nothing. Once Livin' Twice Died You win some and lose some. Cooperative Session: 1 Space: 1 Gamer: Open Session: 6:00PM: Orcs Must Die! Before you murmur against others for doing things you can't stand that drive you crazy time after time, consider this: What's the frequency of your own sin? You may not feel like a young man running, but you're still in a race, and God will always use every hurdle for His glory. Are you ready for the real thing? by Yella (produced by members of, "Yesterday My Life (Un Oiseau Sur New York)" by, "You Can Dance (If You Want To)" by Go Go Lorenzo And The Davis Pinckney Project, "You've Gotta Believe (Let's Go Mets)" by Starchild, "You Might As Well Stay on Broadway" by music by, "You Never Seen A City Like (The Bronx)" by, "You Won't Succeed On Broadway" (from musical comedy 'Spamalot'), "Your Broadway and My Broadway" from the musical film ', "You're Gonna Chase Love Away: Max's Kansas City" by, This page was last edited on 6 December 2022, at 21:32. Well, that something depends on you remembering surrendering. It's hard to hold back the tears. Many in Western culture today see someone get what they deserve in this life and mistakenly call it karma. However, the classic concept of karma teaches that you "get what you deserve in a subsequent life through reincarnation. We recently released two collections of old recordings of 40 previously unavailable ApologetiX parodies as online downloads. Released in early April, our sixth single of 2022 spoofs two Top 10 songs about gals named Val one from the 60's and one from the 80's. Get it through your heart; it'll help your blood pressure drop. Lewis said, "The fact that our heart yearns for something Earth can't supply is proof that Heaven must be our home.". You know you're missing out on something. Wow! There's glory waiting in Heaven when it's over, but till then, there are some days when it all falls apart. All That Stuff's in There to Remind Me Should he listen to them or to the voice in his heart? Ten point Ten, the acclaimed Christian progressive-rock band featuring ApologetiX members Bill Hubauer, Look what the wind blew in! Lucky for her, Jesus was unfazed, and the family was reunited. One came from 600 miles away and the other from 2000 miles away. The king was empty inside, and Paul had something special to share with him. Released in mid-February, our fourth single of 2018 spoofs two British bad-boy bands who pushed the envelope of acceptability in the mid-60s and mid-70s. Train Them Up Before They Grow-Grow Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go Wham! But Jesus can engineer your jailbreak (John 8:36). 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Then you won't need Santa to tell you if they've been good or bad boys and girls since last Christmas. Then, one day, the flood's refugees saw that first flash of freedom. Demonic possession can cause strange behavior that'll even make skeptics tremble. I don't want to wait any more, please. This song could help you sway them away from their biggest mistake. Years ago, it was used as a way to explain things. Both came from albums that went to #2 and sold over 10 million copies. The silver part twists open to reveal the drive or closed to protect it for storage or transport. But He had a perfect solution for this imperfect world. Maybe sinners" thought it was funny, but they were sick and tired of it, and there was a breakdown dead ahead. As he gingerly picked it up, perhaps he thought, "What a bringdown! Only God's grace through Christ. But how can a child in these halls maintain his/her faith these days? How can we still be friends with God and not love those created in His image? David's sin was a well kept secret, but God sent Nathan to break it to him gently that he was heading for a heartache. - downloadable in PDF format. Among the human beings, in their designer genes, they look at life with such disregard for every man who disagrees. One of them had 20 U.S. Top 40 hits and the other had only one. Heaven's a place where everything is as fresh as the bright blue sky, but some would rather live right next door to Hell. Trouble is, too many like it like that. Today, the challenge coin is a popular item with law enforcement, fire departments, motorcycle clubs, and other organizations. But every prodigal who's ever come home thanks God over and over at the scene of the reunion. In the aftermath of the ensuing earthquake, they went down in the hole and literally found themselves between a rock and a hard place. When the Philistines captured the Ark of the Covenant, a curious thing happened to the statue of their god. 11. Worldly women fall out of love again, but a godly wife can't stop loving you, because she committed to Him before committing to you. That's heavy stuff, and we ought to listen lest we exceed our daily dosage of salt, like Lot's wife. Released in mid-April, our eighth single of 2018 could be summed up as "good wives, bad wives, 70's style.". Atheists ramble on about a God they say doesn't exist, swearing and tearing into those who try to keep His Word from being trampled underfoot. A veteran of the seismic wars between the Philistines and their foes, you could feel the thunder when he walked and talked. The Bible says God made everything, even the seemingly limitless reaches of outer space. Released in early June, our ninth single of 2020 features parodies of a pair of early-80's chartbusters each sung by one of ApX lead singer J. Jackson's two oldest daughters, Janna and Heather. Let's use them to create a buzz for Him. Both songs we spoofed were done by groups, and each was that particular group's biggest hit. What's the story? Nevertheless, there comes the moment of truth later when we realize we need it. He enjoyed runaway popularity, immeasurable riches, and a 15 minutes of fame that still hasn't expired 3000 years later. Though we follow His policy of truth-telling, we're seen as violators of the law, slandered by blasphemous rumors that right is wrong. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. Jesus told stories the average person could relate to. We.ve released singles before which featured songs J. has performed with the team in concert on our Churchigo II and Transformed Soul singles. The English artist had a #1 album in England, and the American artist had a #1 single in the United States with another group before embarking on his solo career. 1.5th Graduation: The Moving Castle, Chuusotsu! Matthew's genealogy of Jesus starts with Abraham, then lists subsequent generations from father to son, but also includes some women guaranteed to blow your mind because of scandal, innuendo, big disgraces and bad mistakes. Peter seemed rock steady before the Last Supper; Judas did not. I Know a Riddle The devil had been busy destroying their lives, but Jesus wasn't rattled by the frantic demons. Be strong and rejoice despite the pressure. Jesus' disciples had their share of ups and downs and bad times as they went into all the world (and when they stayed closer to home) to talk to the people, but God did miraculous good things to testify that His favor was shining on them. Released in late January, our second single of 2022 spoofs a pair of #1 hits from the early 90's. What are you gonna do? The Word of God is alive, written not for the innocent only but for saint and sinner alike, and if you read it, it'll come back to you later like a boomerang. Both were written and sung by guys named Michael one as a first name and the other as a last name. He was only one in 5000, but this boy was unique; he actually brought food. Released in late January, our second single of 2017 spoofs takes us to the mid-90's and early-2000's. Released in late-January, our third single of 2018 spoofs two British trendsetters who shaped the 60's, the 70's, and beyond. Donations are not tax-deductible but help keep this ministry going. In Jeremiah 31:31, He announced Plan B for Jacob's latter-day descendants. Released in early June, our 10th single of 2019 spoofs pop and rock hits from 1974. Prophets often looked far west of tomorrow when they said things were gonna change sometime in the future. ! You've got to choose. If you're always searching for a rainbow beyond the horizon, you may be in for a long, hard ride. Galilee (The Land of the Risen Man) His love's a mystery that can heal us outside and inside. 40 Come to Corinthians Some folks around here think humankind is on the verge of a new frontier, but one person's new age dawning is another person's daylight fading. They think it's getting better. 2, No. Since then, there's been a lot of darkness on the edge of town by the river Allegheny. Yet others hold you up as a flame of hope while the lights are going out. One of the artists we spoofed had over a dozen Top 40 hits; the other had just one. Xerxes' Song One day, while searching for a sweet little missy to marry, he met a lion on the hunt and killed it with his bare hands. J. sang lead on two new parodies of songs by Chicago and Blood, Sweat & Tears that he wrote specifically for the event. Jesus didn't have to tell her about it. Our customized USB flash drives include the complete ApologetiX library on MP3 (all 66 CDs plus parodies and rarities we've released that aren't on CD). In deep despair on lonely nights, He knows just how you feel. The following 9,600 pages are in this category, out of 47,859 total. He's the most famous, so It's not a wonder. Heaven's Gonna Lift You Up But here's the catch: Christ exercises authority over all demonic powers, reducing them to broken-down angels. We can pray that the Lord have mercy on them, but we have to walk the walk and talk the talk, teaching them that the Bible is something real, long before they go on to adulthood. 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